Feature Creature Interview 1 - Plush of the Living Dead

Feature Creature is back, and this time it's even better! There'll be interviews, exclusive photos and a chance to take home the plushie in question at a discount. As you may have seen yesterday, the 365 Scientist has been interviewing our first feature creature who is.......Plush of the Living Dead! Take it away guys...............

365 Scientist: So, what's it like being dead?

Plush of the Living Dead: Well, technically I'm undead. But it's pretty cool. Once I'd gotten over the whole 'digging myself out of my own grave' thing, I started to see the benefits. Well, I can't really see the benefits that well as my eye fell out of it's socket, but there are definite perks to being undead. Noone is mean to me; actually, some to think of it, noone really comes near me much - might be because I smell a bit. Only a bit, you know, like a rotting corpse, but I can't help that and its not that bad when you get used to it. I do get to stay up late at night, and I can scare people I don't like.

If you could scare 1 person who would it be and why?

If we're talking celebrities it would have to be Stephen King. I've never forgiven him for giving me nightmares after reading 'It'. Why do you need scary killer clowns anyway? There's no need for that sort of thing. I'd like to give him a piece of my mind.

What is your favourite film?

The best film ever is Bambi. What, I'm not allowed to have a softer side?

Do you have any chores in the Fur Will Fly house?

I'm in charge of emptying the smelly bin. The other plushies voted I got that chore because I already smell quite yukky. I don't mind - it's true after all. Bad smells really don't bother me much anymore.

Who is your best friend?

I don't really hang out with others much but I enjoy watching horror movies with Frankenstein's Plush!

Do you play any sports?

Sports are a but tricky for me with my arms the way they are, so I tend to avoid physical activity, but I do enjoy a good game of chase. I'm not bad at blind man's buff either!

What's better?

(a) chilling out on the sofa in front of the TV

(b) long country walks

(c) shopping in the town centre

(d) going to the pub?

Definitely (a). No question.

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Stephen King's house. I really hate that guy.

Do you eat brains?

Mmmmm, brains. Only joking, no, that's such a cliche. I eat baked beans, crisps and jaffa cakes mostly. I thought eating brains might make it harder to fit in with the others in the Fur Will Fly house, so I decided to give them up. Although as a special treat I am allowed a zombie brain-shaped jelly!

Why should someone want you to go live with them?

You should take me home with you because I don't smell too bad really, I promise not to eat your yummy brains and I don't mind emptying your bins. Who wouldn't want me to live with them?!

Thanks for the very enlightening interview guys! I hope you've enjoyed your glimpse into the inner workings of the plushie mind. 

If you are interested in taking Plush of the Living Dead home with you, his price will be reduced in my shop to $25 for the month of August! 

Please convo me after buying him, with the secret code word BRAIN, for a partial refund on your purchase!

He looks forward to eating your brains soon,.... sorry, I mean NOT eating your brains soon.